Imagine this.. you’re at a party with a lot of cool and attractive people, but you’re “in your head” and you don’t know what to say.
You keep thinking about what to say, but nothing is perfect, so you don’t say anything.
After a seemingly long time, you finally do find something to say but when you open your mouth to say it, the wrong words come out.
Now imagine you have a very good friend who is terrific in social situations and you go to him for advice. What would his advice to you be?
He wouldn’t say “you should really overthink what to say!”
Any socially savvy guy knows that overthinking situations is what causes you stress, which is what causes you to be stiff in social settings.
Instead, your friend would simply say…
“Just relax, man. Take a chill pill. Just be yourself.”
And that’s the age old secret to being social…
The secret to being socially free is to be relaxed enough in the moment to let the real you come out.
But how do you actually relax in the moment and let the real you come out?
Telling someone to relax is easy; actually getting relaxed enough to let the real you come out is hard.
If only there were a real chill pill that relaxes you… right?
Actually, friends, there is a real chill pill that relaxes you… and makes you feel really damn good too! Introducing…
The #1 Legal Supplement That Actually Relaxes You, Uplifts Your Mood And Kills Your Social Inhibitions
(without getting you drunk)
RED MONKEY is the best social anxiety killer I have ever seen.
It’s great even if you don’t have any anxiety and you just want to feel happier. Even just thinking about Red Monkey puts me in a good mood.
Red Monkey is a mood enhancement supplement that really shines in social situations.
When you’re on Red Monkey you just want to go talk, talk, talk with strangers and have great conversations with them.
The stuff is so subtle (you think) until you’re out and about and you’re just having the best time ever talking to strangers.
I take it sometimes in the morning and don’t notice anything, then I call a taxi to take me to the gym — and before I know it, I’ve learned the taxi drivers life story!
On Red Monkey I put my work away and I have a great time talking to everyone from taxi drivers to cute girls in the gym.
It’s really remarkable how much Red Monkey opens you up in social or conversational situations.
I’m very closed by nature and I’m constantly working, even in cars, but on Red Monkey it’s a whole different story.
You know those days when you’re just “on” and you’re giggling and smiling and grinning and just acting on instinct and nothing can stop you?
That’s the feeling that Red Monkey gives you.
On Red Monkey you’re just in a way better mood, you’re not “in your head” in social situations, instead you’re socially uninhibited and living free like a monkey.
If you’re thinking to yourself that Red Monkey sounds a lot like having a few beers you’d be right…sort of. On Red Monkey you get the “socially free” benefits of alcohol but you don’t get intoxicated.
On Red Monkey you’re always in your right mind and you’re clear, sharp and in focus. No mumbling or stumbling and making a fool of yourself like you would on too many beers.
It’s really remarkable and I really highly recommend it. Yes, it’s my company that produces Red Monkey but I really love it and when you try it you’re going to love it too.
Even looking at the smiling monkey on the label puts a smile on my face.
So What Exactly Is In Red Monkey?
Red Monkey is a potent blend of nootropics and cognitive enhancing ingredients that work together to increase your mood and KILL your social anxiety.
The several potent Nootropics in Red Monkey specifically work by targeting and improving the efficiency of neurotransmitters in the brain.
The end result is improved cognitive function, memory, creativity and motivation and decreased anxiety and stress.
Red Monkey Ingredients
- N-Acetyl L-Cysteine (nootropic) – improves irritability and anxiety levels.
- Bacopa Monnieri (nootropic) – boosts memory, cognitive ability and brain health.
- 5-HTP (nootropic) – promotes relaxation, boosts mood and alleviates stress as well as enhances focus and reduces anxiety and depression.
- L-Theanine (nootropic) – increases dopamine levels and improves mood, boosts focus, memory and brain health, and reduces stress and anxiety.
- Rhodiola Rosea (nootropic) – reduces fatigue, boosts concentration, and alleviates stress.
- Phenibut – the only ingredient in Red Monkey that isn’t a Nootropic and this ingredient in particular is what is largely responsible for the amazing relaxation and stress/anxiety relieving benefits of Red Monkey.
What Does Phenibut Do?
The phenibut in Red Monkey is the real big hitter when it comes to killing social anxiety.
Nootropics a class of cognitive enhancing supplements (or smart drugs) while Phenibut is a GABA analogue. Phenibut is more responsible for the social freedom Red Monkey gives you.
The Phenibut in Red Monkey is so effective at reducing anxiety that many people report that they actually like it more than prescription drugs designed for anxiety.
The Phenibut in Red Monkey works by binding to the “GABA-B” receptors in the brain, in turn producing a variety of it’s own specific benefits:
- Moderate levels of euphoria
- May make you more friendly and talkative (even with strangers)
- Decreases social anxiety
- Provides stress relief
- Improves cognitive function
- Uplifts your overall mood and will also give you much deeper and more restful sleeps
When Should You Use Red Monkey?
Any day is a good day to feel good. I would recommend it for any kind of social event.
Red Monkey has a huge amount of benefits and you can use it to enhance basically any situation.
Red Monkey really “kicks in” when you go out to be social, that’s when you really notice it.
Maybe you have a big job interview, a big event that makes you nervous to think about, or just want to start the day off with a kick in the butt and feel great.
Red Monkey works great when you just want to de-stress, curb any anxiety or just improve you sense of well being in general; it is a definite must-have.
Does Red Monkey Work For Girls?
When a girl takes Red Monkey, it can greatly increase her libido, as well as make her orgasms much more intense.
The Phenibut in Red Monkey will produce similar aphrodisiac effects in women that having sex on MDMA would produce, without being illegal and potentially dangerous.
A “secret” effect of Phenibut is its’ aphrodisiac effects, specifically with women.
Red Monkey also works very well for girls during their “girl time.” If your girl is in a real bad mood during her girl time give her 3-4 Red Monkey capsules and watch her bad mood float away.
When your hormones are flying around going crazy, you can be a nasty person just because you don’t feel great and you’re stressed out of your mind. So don’t blame your girl for being hormonal and stressed out — give her Red Monkey instead.
How To Dose Red Monkey
Do Take 2-4 capsules of Red Monkey on an empty stomach once in the morning and once in the afternoon/evening.
Don’t take Red Monkey more than 2 days per week, as your body will start growing a tolerance towards the “Phenibut” ingredient in the supplement and you won’t feel the feel-good effects of phenibut.
Red Monkey can be used as a sleep aid by dosing 8 capsules at once, 2 hours before bed.
Side Effects Of Red Monkey
Red Monkey can cause slight impairment of your motor skills at higher doses so it is advised that you don’t operate or drive any machinery after taking Red Monkey.
The effects of alcohol are also multiplied while Red Monkey is in your system, so be aware of this if you decide to combine the two. One drink can feel like several drinks for many individuals.
One Tip – Caffeine Works Great With Red Monkey
Stimulants like caffeine tend to greatly potentiate the effects of the Phenibut ingredient in Red Monkey. Phenibut can also cause sleepiness at moderate doses.
It is recommended that you take some caffeine alongside your Red Monkey dose.
(Unless you are using it as a sleep aid obviously).
The amount of caffeine you ingest with it should be equivalent to 1-1.5 cups of coffee (100-150mg). Make sure the caffeine source you have doesn’t contain any calories though or else then you are no longer taking Red Monkey on an empty stomach.
The best way to do this in my opinion is to simply take your Red Monkey dose on an empty stomach, and then have 1-1.5 cups of your favorite Red Coffee flavor.
Red Monkey Recap – The #1 Social Anxiety Killer!
Red Monkey works best when you’re social but not only at a party or a nightclub (Red Monkey works great in those instances), but even when you’re talking to somebody one on one.
On Red Monkey your mind and mouth just “open up” and your conversation flows easily and naturally.
Taxi drivers become my new best friends on Red Monkey. Normally, when I get in a taxi I’m checking emails non-stop, paying no attention to the driver.
On Red Monkey though, I just have the best time ever in the moment talking to the drivers and feeling great. And if it’s great talking to a normally faceless, nameless driver (and it is)…
Imagine how great it feels to talk to a pretty girl and the anxiety about what to say just isn’t there.
Imagine this… You’re picking up some groceries when you stumble upon a pretty girl who smiles at you, your heart starts racing and you open your mouth and say… nothing.
You realize the mistake just a few moments too late. By then too much time has passed, the moment is gone forever.
Now re-imagine how great it would feel to run into little miss pretty near the orange juice aisle; Only this time you’re on Red Monkey and you feel so good it’s easy to say hi. Heck, you can’t not say hi, you’re just feeling too good.
Not only did you say “hi” but your conversation is flowing naturally.
Instead of overthinking what to say, you’re totally on instinct and socially free like a monkey.
Does Red Monkey really work that well?
When you’re like a bright light of happiness and you’re shining your light on the girl in the supermarket and you’re thinking to yourself…
“I feel so damn good! I can’t stop smiling!”
That’s when you’ll know how well Red Monkey actually works.