It's called Ass-kicking for a reason.
The reason is that ass-kicking kicks major ass.
Today you got to decide to be an Ass-kicker.
Todays gym workout is as follows:
1) arrive at gym and kick open door.
2) walk in that motherfucker with a purpose. Anyone who gets in the way gets a boot to the ass.
3) get a major pump on and sweat like a bastard. Get that fucking sweat out of you, you don't want that sweat inside your body being a lazy fuck.
4) go to the grocery store and pick up some ass-kicking fuel: steaks. Wash the steaks down with a tall glass of eggs.
5) let all the girls smell the testosterone coming from your body and watch them act like a bitch in heat.
5) repeat every day.
Some people jab a vein for it. Some people snort it. Some people swallow it but all you got to do is dial your motherfucker to 11.
It's all in the mind.
You decide to go kick some ass and that's what you go and do.
Once you make up your mind there just ain't no turning back.
Today, kicking ass is your destiny.
It's time to become an ass-kicking motherfucker, motherfucker.