From the desk of Victor Pride
Subj: Opportunity only comes
once in a lifetime always
Date: 4th of July, 2016: The Year of the Red Monkey
2016 is a great time to be alive, man, I cannot lie. I feel great and I hope you do too.
The air is electric right now and if you’re tuned in you can feel it.
It feels like, well, do you know that song TNT by the great rock n’ roll band AC/DC?
It goes like this: “I’m TNT, I’m dynamite. I’m TNT and I’ll win the fight“
That’s exactly how the world feels right now; The air feels like a lit TNT fuse — ALIVE and ready to explode like dyn-o-mite.
You won’t hear it on the local news station but if you were a reptile you could stick out your tongue and taste the electricity in the air.
According to the Chinese zodiac…
A particularly auspicious time for new inventions, the Year of the Red Fire Monkey is for taking risks and being rebellious, a year where agile, inventive minds, sheer guts and bravado will win out. Now is the time of courage, action, anarchy, and true devotion to even the wildest of schemes, a time to start new endeavors, for they are destined to succeed under Monkey’s influence.
You read the horoscope friends, now is the time to really be ALIVE. Who are we to argue with destiny?
It’s the year of the Red Monkey. Red is the color of action. I don’t argue with destiny so I moved from Thailand to California to be close to the action.
That’s exactly what you should do too. No, I don’t mean you need to move to California I mean you need to not argue with destiny.
You can disagree with horoscopes all you like but Uncle Vicstrodamus can see the future and this is what is in store:
2016 is a special year and you gotta be ready to get out there and go, go, go because this is no time to be slow!
The electricity in the air means it’s time to feel ALIVE.
They say opportunity comes but once in a lifetime but that is false. The average guy only takes advantage of opportunity once in a lifetime because he’s too busy jacking off and chilling out to care.
Opportunities are everywhere now. If you’re prepared, you’ll get yours. But you have to be fast and prepared to gobble up the opportunities.
This is no time for relaxation and this is no time for masturbation — it’s time for elation.
When you feel good you’re ready to act without hesitation. Fast, fast, fast the way it should be!
Maybe you don’t know TNT by AC/DC but everybody knows this song…
“I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way.”
Please allow Uncle Vic to once again look into his crystal ball and predict your destiny:
2016 is the year the rain goes away, allowing the TNT fuse to stay lit.
When the dynamite explodes it’s going to explode like a pinata filled with opportunities disguised as obstacles in your way.
The slow and lackadaisical will watch and complain about all the lack of opportunity and all the obstacles in their way.
The quick and the brave will see right through the farce and will scoop up the new opportunities at every chance.
This is exactly what you’re going to do…
You’re going to open your eyes and see that all the obstacles in your way are actually wonderful opportunities disguised as obstacles.
You don’t have a choice in the matter. Destiny has spoken and she’ll overcome your objections better than the best salesman ever could.
Destiny has demanded you prepare, rather than despair, because opportunities are ahead.
So don’t fight it, friend.
Your destiny is dated now —
4th of July, 2016: The Year Of The Red Monkey
Until next time.