Step 1) I wrote a kick-ass article about kicking-ass and called it 32 Things Every Man Should Do.
Step 2) A fatty-patty feminist wrote an article about it on the hugely popular website for losers, jezebel.com. The article is full of snarky and sarcastic put-down humor attempting to mock my masterpiece. You can see her picture below.
Step 3) Her article became wildly popular and went viral. It received over 2,000 likes and over 300 comments in just a few days. The article spread through social media like wildfire, the little piggies couldn't get enough of it.
Step 4) 33.3% of the commenters were smart enough to agree with me.
Step 5) Thousands of feminist Nazi's stormed the shores of Bold and Determined. 90+ of them wrote enraged hate comments and death threats. Many of them wrote long, heartfelt comments and all of them were completely ignored and banned for life.
Step 6) The feminist she-devils liked the Jezebel article so much that my original article went viral in a big way. It went from roughly 100 likes to over 400 likes in the span of a day or two.
Step 7) The feminist clowns got wind of yet another ass-kicking article I wrote called How to Meet Shy Girls. They invaded that article with full force, trying to get me to remove it.
Step 8) The attempted sabotage of How to Meet Shy Girls backfired and the article became even more popular than the original Jezebel article, receiving over 2.4 thousand likes.
Step 9) Because of the huge influx of readers and the social media wildfire my already large readership grew dramatically in just 2 days.
Step 8) Thanks to the social media controversy tons of men who have balls and hate feminists as much as I do found BOLD & DETERMINED. Sales of the best ass-kicking book for winners, 30 Days of Discipline, increased even though the web server was crashed for nearly 24 hours due to all the shrill harpies trying to invade man's world.
Step 9) I laughed all the way to the bank knowing that a new bunch of winners are doing 30 Days of Discipline, and it's all thanks to feminism.
What I Will Do Now
#1) I will send the author of the Jezebel article some Christmas cupcakes for giving me such a wonderful gift.
I need your address baby girl, I'm going to send you the best cupcakes money can buy!!! I know you like them!!
#2) I will continue to write more articles for winners on THE website for winners, BOLD & DETERMINED.
How You Can Kick Dirt into a Feminist's Face
Step 1) Like or Tweet this post and make the feminist cows even angrier (if possible!).
Step 2) Never do what the entitled piggies tell you to do.
Step 3) Act like a man, not a little boy, and for the love of god stand up for yourself. Live your life as a winner who doesn't take orders from mentally ill women.
Step 4) Every man should follow 30 Days of Discipline.
Step 5) Have a nice day and enjoy a nice coconut smoothie, I will!