Why Your Testosterone Levels are Lower Than You Think (and what to do about it)

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Gentlemen, I am going to let you in on the secret of living a long life full of happiness, health, vitality and drive. But first, I want you to do me a favor. Think of all the old fellas that you know. Think of all the old fellas you see in the gym. The old fellas in the gym belong to two categories. In one category, you have the walking train-wrecks. They … [Read more...]

The Secret to Gaining Muscle Part III : The Myth of Genetics

In part 1 of this series, The Secret to Gaining Muscle, we exposed the truth about how to gain muscle. All bodybuilders, fitness buffs, fitness models, and anyone who makes money from their body is a user some combination of: Anabolic steroids, Human Growth Hormone, Insulin, Diuretics and plain old fashioned Narcotics. They lie to you and say they take … [Read more...]

Pictures of Bodybuilders Before and After Steroids

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In The Secret to Gaining Muscle we talked about how all bodybuilders, fitness athletes, jacked movie and pop stars, and anyone who makes money from their body use steroids and then they lie about it and try and sell you supplements like creatine and whey protein. In The Secret to Gaining Muscle Part II we looked at all the types of drugs bodybuilders use … [Read more...]

The Only Piece of Advice You Will Ever Need to Pick Up and Attract Women and Keep Them Vying For Your Love, Attention and Affection

Warning: This post is rude, crude and lewd. Reader discretion is advised.  Friends, if you're having trouble with women I have the answer for you. If you're reading online about how to pick up and keep women I have the answer for you. If you've been getting the run around from Sally-Jane down the street I have the answer for you. If you haven't been … [Read more...]

The Gentleman’s Guide to Modern American Dating

A Gentleman will arrive at a ladies dwelling early Friday evening and present her with a selection of beautiful, expensive and exotic flowers. He will compliment her beauty as he escorts her to his moderately priced but environmentally friendly automobile and opens the door for her. They will arrive at the expensive French restaurant where he will pull out … [Read more...]

The Continued Pussification of the American Male

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WARNING: This post is part of The Unpleasant Truth series and is not a motivating post. The reader is warned to read at his own peril.  Gentlemen, being a man is great. You get to use your muscles to pick up heavy things, you get to use your dick to fuck things, and you get to use your brain to think and create things. It's no wonder feminist's hate men … [Read more...]

The Secret to Gaining Muscle Part II – The Truth About Steroids

(This article is for fun and information purposes only. This article is not suggesting anyone should ever use illegal substances, if illegal in your country, unless medically necessary and with a Doctor's supervision and guidance.) In our last article The Secret to Gaining Muscle we exposed the truth about the muscle industry. To summarize: There is no … [Read more...]

7 Reasons Modern Western Men are Effete Weaklings (and What to do About it!)

Walking around and seeing weak guys following girls around like puppy dogs, or seeing guys eat tofu, or seeing skinny-fat guys jogging on a treadmill, or seeing guys whining and complaining is like a kick in the teeth and a punch to the stomach at the same time. It's a sickening sight to see weakness so abundant with nary a care in the world. There are … [Read more...]

The Secret to Gaining Muscle

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You will read countless muscle magazines, books,  internet articles, and online message boards searching for the secret to gaining impressive muscle size. They will say things like: "protein powder 6 times a day", "load up on creatine for 6 days", "take this amazing N.O. pre-workout supplement", "be sure and eat within 45 minutes of your … [Read more...]