Being an Ass-kicker means you have to cut out all nonsense, that includes friends and relationships that are not beneficial to you. To live like an Ass-kicking Spartan is to live a bare bones, necessity filled life. There comes a time when you've got to re-assess friendships. In the life of an Ass-kicker there just isn't any room for low-yield … [Read more...]
Live Like a Spartan : Cut Your Own Hair
Going to get a haircut is an inefficient time-waster. You have to drive the the salon you have to sign in to reception you have to wait for a stylist you have to explain what you want (and they never truly understand) you have to get your hair washed (the only enjoyable part) you have to put up with small talk about whatever nonsense is … [Read more...]
Christmas Like a Spartan
Every December people pack into malls and shopping centers like herd animals lining up for slaughter. Here, take my money! No, take my money first! Here slice some more fat off my back to make your breakfast! What does a Spartan do every December? Baby, it ain't shopping. On Christmas day a Spartan pulls out his fat-ass money clip and hands … [Read more...]
The Beauty of Simplicity : Spartan Living
There is no better advice than K.I.S.S. Keep it Simple Stupid. Simplicity works. Complexity is often a waste of time. The Deadlift, for example, is just about the simplest exercise in existence. Pick up a heavy weight from the ground. That's it. But this simple exercise will produce more results that the most complex of exercises or any combination of … [Read more...]
Adventure! Spartan Camping
Friday is the universal last day of the work week. Saturday and Sunday is upon you. What do you do? Watch tv Go shopping at home depot Spend all weekend online Forget all that nonsense. It's time for ADVENTURE! It's time to get out of dodge. It's time to get away from your computer, your phone, your tv. It's time to spend a night under the stars … [Read more...]
Live Like a Spartan : Cold Showers
The benefits of cold showers are legion. The drawbacks none. The power of will required great. A Battle hardened warrior doesn't take long hot showers in the morning like a Nancy, he takes brisk cold showers because he's a tough mother. Here are the 8 greatest benefits of cold showers: 1) Cold Showers Make You Strong: Taking a cold shower certainly … [Read more...]
Spartan Cooking
The only reason to eat at a restaurant is to enjoy time with friends and family. The poor nutrition offered at most American restaurants is dismal. Next time you are at TGI Fridays take a look at all the fat people and ask yourself if you want to look like them. The solution is cooking for yourself. But not just any cooking, Spartan Cooking. Spartan Cooking … [Read more...]
Live Like a Spartan : Own Your Own Car
"Buying" or leasing a brand new vehicle is just about the silliest thing you can do. I say "buying" in quotation marks because when you purchase a brand new vehicle more often than not you finance it. You don't really buy anything, you put yourself into massive debt, or what I like to call debtors prison. What happens if you think you have a secure job, … [Read more...]
Live Like a Spartan
Spartans were notorious for living a simple, frugal, minimalist lifestyle. They ate only what they needed, kept their bodies fit, did not spend money wastefully. A minimalist lifestyle is much more rewarding than the standard consumer lifestyle. To live a minimalist lifestyle you get by on the least amount possible and don’t concern yourself with … [Read more...]
Live Like a Spartan : Get Rid of Your Cable TV
Television exists for one reason. To so completely mold you into a managable piece of chattel with little hope of forming your own opinions or see just how much you're being screwed. It exists to keep you thinking you're being entertained while your "opinions" are being formed for you. Television is genius. It has brainwashed people so well that they don't … [Read more...]


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